Riiiiiiiiight... Shannon, who is new to the site (I've always wanted to say that)
stumbled upon this idiot, and what an idiot he is.

AnonymousDumbFawk1: whats up
LawnFairie 06: Do I know you
AnonymousDumbFawk1: yes

Words Actually Spoken: AnonymousDumbFawk1: yes

Translation: AnonymousDumbFawk1: No im a ugly little idiot who likes to IM people.

AnonymousDumbFawk1: how are ya
LawnFairie 06: I do know you???
AnonymousDumbFawk1: yes you do
LawnFairie 06 : No I don't why you gotta front
AnonymousDumbFawk1: what you talking bout nigga

LawnFairie 06: Nigga?
LawnFairie 06: I am white, it is jigga to you
AnonymousDumbFawk1: ok if thats what you want to be called then its aight
LawnFairie 06: How do I know you
AnonymousDumbFawk1: im you old bitch back in the day

This kids probably 12 or 13... He doesnt HAVE a back in the day.. Whers my gun...

LawnFairie 06: Who?
LawnFairie 06: There is many old bitches
AnonymousDumbFawk1: i don't talk to old bitches
AnonymousDumbFawk1: see ya
LawnFairie 06: I used to, but they had heart attacks and strokes and shit when I wanted to get fresh, so I decided to cut down on that

Yep Shannons just that sexay.

LawnFairie 06: See me? You can't see me silly it is online
AnonymousDumbFawk1: okay you fuckin phyco
LawnFairie 06: okay you fucking illiterate *psycho*

It has come to my attention that ALL Dumb Fawks can not smell... I mean spell!

AnonymousDumbFawk1: yes that's me <= You heard it here first folks.
LawnFairie 06: I'm not the one who IM's random strangers, ranting about a relationship that NEVER EVEN HAPPENED
AnonymousDumbFawk1: so
AnonymousDumbFawk1: your the one that stared it
AnonymousDumbFawk1: started

Dumb Fawks also have short term memories.

LawnFairie 06: AnonymousDumbFawk1: whats up<~~~
LawnFairie 06: That was the first IM was it not?
LawnFairie 06: Was it not?
LawnFairie 06: So technically you started it !
AnonymousDumbFawk1: shut the fuck up you dumbass fairy
LawnFairie 06: I think you need to quit talking
AnonymousDumbFawk1: go lick a clit you lesbo
AnonymousDumbFawk1: i'm a hot guy and your probly busted

I have no comment... I just need to find my gun.

AnonymousDumbFawk1: anyway
LawnFairie 06: Oh man you just have no clue
AnonymousDumbFawk1: so fuck off
AnonymousDumbFawk1: whoops
LawnFairie 06: Ok at least I don't IM random people pretending to be someone I am not cause I have no life I and I want to have ex girlfrends so badly cause I have never even had a girlfriend to start with
LawnFairie 06: ok Shaun Williams
LawnFairie 06: Oh a cashier bagger at Lowe's huh
AnonymousDumbFawk1: how old r u
LawnFairie 06: Wowsers I am impressed that's what having a G.E.D will get ya huh
AnonymousDumbFawk1: how old r u
LawnFairie 06: 17, you are getting burned by a seventeen year old
AnonymousDumbFawk1: where do you live
LawnFairie 06: I am 17 and I have a better job then you that is pretty pathetic my friend
LawnFairie 06: Look at my profile to see where I live
AnonymousDumbFawk1: you too odd you fucking ass knob

Well she's old enough to form complete sentences.

LawnFairie 06: Wow did you get that off of Beavis and Butthead
LawnFairie 06: Gosh I am ruined now I am an ass knob
AnonymousDumbFawk1: sorry, know how it feels, don't watch bevis and butthead
LawnFairie 06: Ok I think you need to quit talking now before you make yourself look any dumber
AnonymousDumbFawk1: what do i care im half retarted
LawnFairie 06: LOL No kidding
AnonymousDumbFawk1: and walk on my hands so i dont feel dumb to just anyone, and girls hate me

LawnFairie 06: Thanks for clearing that up
LawnFairie 06: Oh you watched Shallow Hal didn't you
AnonymousDumbFawk1: uh but i did, it was funny
AnonymousDumbFawk1: r u fat or something
LawnFairie 06: Well yeah it was amusing, but not when you try to rip it off as your own shit
LawnFairie 06: your*
AnonymousDumbFawk1: what does that mean
LawnFairie 06: Translation:
MOVIE FUNNY.
YOU ARE GAY
SHUT THE FAWK UP

Using the word Fawk once a day is KEY to survival on the internet.

AnonymousDumbFawk1: no i'm not gay, you are you idot
LawnFairie 06: idiot* smart boy
AnonymousDumbFawk1: screw you, i'm not perfect,
LawnFairie 06: Didn't say you were
AnonymousDumbFawk1: i'm hot, if your hot it dosen't matter how you spell things

Hot and can spell: Hi my name is Ryan, nice to meet you, whats your name?
Hot and can't spell: Hallo me name by Ryna, meet nice you! A/S/L!?

AnonymousDumbFawk1: BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AnonymousDumbFawk1: west side <= You can tell that he knows he has lost this argument.
LawnFairie 06: Oh, it doesn't matter how much intellect you have, as long as you are hot, it all fits in perfect huh
LawnFairie 06: So jockeying around a grocery store will get you all the high class ladies huh
LawnFairie 06: "Paper or Plastic, Hey can I have your number lady" "No, but you can take my gorceries to the car" "Dur hur"
AnonymousDumbFawk1: damn straight, word up
AnonymousDumbFawk1: plastic is better
LawnFairie 06: Wouldn't know
LawnFairie 06: Yeah okay enough
LawnFairie 06: Quit talking
AnonymousDumbFawk1: why is that, quit tellin me what the fuck to do you bitch
LawnFairie 06: OK
LawnFairie 06: Ok I suggest you quit talking
AnonymousDumbFawk1: ok

At least this guy admited defeat by saying "ok" thats the most noble way to end an argument
well... It makes you look like a pansey too... But we won't tell him that...