Tutorial: How to get any girl into your bed.


Step1: First ask the girl if you can have sex with her, spell some words wrong too.

Chicano0096: baby can i fuc u
Inqbusgirl3: over the internet?
Inqbusgirl3: that takes talent

Step2: If she says that takes talent, then tell her you have a talent, and its
big she will assume that you are talking about your penis, the male genetalia.

Chicano0096: i hav a big talent baby
Inqbusgirl3: oh really, what's that?
Chicano0096: something that u willl really like and enjoyy
Inqbusgirl3: being a sick old man and lurking in chat rooms looking for innocent girls to stalk and rape...

Step3: Play hard to get.

Chicano0096: ok what ever bye
Inqbusgirl3: but I want to cyber with you <= See it worked! Or is Chelsea just playing along...
Inqbusgirl3: oh baby oh baby

Step4: Cyber.

Chicano0096: yes baby scream
Inqbusgirl3: oh baby...
Chicano0096: yes yes yes

Note: "yes yes yes" and "oh baby" should not turn a guy on over the internet... Ever...

Inqbusgirl3: oh baby!
Chicano0096: let me bite ur pussy

Warning!: I have no comment on what Chicano just said, it is truly sad...

Inqbusgirl3: yeah, just come on over and bite my pussy...
Inqbusgirl3: um hmm, keep dreaming
Inqbusgirl3: teach me how do to "fuck over the internet"
Inqbusgirl3: I'm really curious...
Inqbusgirl3: you there?


I'm sure by now this guy is beating himself with a stick.