Short simple and to the point.

BUMPIE03: can you teach me how to hack!~

HentiaPimp: No!~

BUMPIE03: please!?!?

HentiaPimp: Who the fuck are you?

BUMPIE03: i went to xentheon.com and saw the site!

BUMPIE03: but im new to computers

BUMPIE03: and i dont understand nothing on tsie

HentiaPimp: tsie?

BUMPIE03: site

HentiaPimp: Well, thats not my site its Xentheons

BUMPIE03: just teach me how to hack please

HentiaPimp: ok listen than...

BUMPIE03: THANK YOU!

HentiaPimp: First you must become one with the computer...

HentiaPimp: You must treat it like a princess...

BUMPIE03: ok..

HentiaPimp: reward with a download every once in a while...

HentiaPimp: Okay now listen...

HentiaPimp: See that little flab between the CTRL and ALT key?

BUMPIE03: yea

HentiaPimp: Okay now press thee buttons in the same order as fast as you can..

HentiaPimp: The flag, Up, Enter, Enter

BUMPIE03 signed off at 7:34:53 PM.