I thought this one was pretty funny, im really lazy and tired right now so im not going to
write much of an intro to this dumb fawk here is what the guy who did it said in the e-mail.

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I was chattin to one of my friends friend.

(Who I meet at a chatroom on AOL)

She gave me her S/N when I meet her, when she was sleeping over the other
friends house that Imeet on AOL...Yea thats right I think.

Anyway the friends friend put me on her buddylist but we never kept in touch.
Well today at 6:23 her sister IM'ed me and it went a little like this.

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TwistdAtitude53: whos this?
RP4Ubetru: whos this
TwistdAtitude53: its not ericka
TwistdAtitude53: its samantha..her sister
RP4Ubetru: o yea hey whats up girl
TwistdAtitude53: i never talked to u b4....have i?
RP4Ubetru: i dont know
RP4Ubetru: cant remeber
TwistdAtitude53: um ok
TwistdAtitude53: u got a pic
RP4Ubetru: naa girl sorry a/s/l
TwistdAtitude53: 16.f.ct
RP4Ubetru: 16/m/nj
TwistdAtitude53: hold up ill send my pic
RP4Ubetru: so ur iming everyone on your sisters buddylist hu?
TwistdAtitude53: yea cuz she did it to me
RP4Ubetru: yup
RP4Ubetru: lol
RP4Ubetru: dont send the pic
TwistdAtitude53: ok
RP4Ubetru: i know what you look like
RP4Ubetru: you look nuthin like your sister
RP4Ubetru: i see blond hair with
RP4Ubetru: some highlights
RP4Ubetru: hazel eyes i think
TwistdAtitude53: ummm ok
RP4Ubetru: right?
RP4Ubetru: your like 5'3" 5'5"
RP4Ubetru: right!?
TwistdAtitude53: um no im 5'2
RP4Ubetru: was i close on everything else tho?
TwistdAtitude53: yea
RP4Ubetru: good i thought i might be loosing my lil ability
RP4Ubetru: i could go more personal if you want
TwistdAtitude53: um ok
RP4Ubetru: good i think i will just cause your messin with your sisters s/n hehe
RP4Ubetru: :-P
RP4Ubetru: you stuff you bra
RP4Ubetru: somtimes
RP4Ubetru: alot of times
RP4Ubetru: hehe
RP4Ubetru: i see that ;-)
RP4Ubetru: and ummmm
TwistdAtitude53: um no
RP4Ubetru: last year you
RP4Ubetru: wow
RP4Ubetru: well 12 11 13 people
RP4Ubetru: guys
RP4Ubetru: nice
RP4Ubetru: and some girls
RP4Ubetru: 4
RP4Ubetru: ? am i right
RP4Ubetru: i know i am im good
TwistdAtitude53: OMG!!!!!!!!
TwistdAtitude53: who the fuck r u
RP4Ubetru: its just what i can do really...
TwistdAtitude53: no hwo the fuck u kno that>????

You know someones really freaked out when they just start talking gibrish and leaving out letters.

TwistdAtitude53: no one knows that expect the ppl i screwd and my sister
RP4Ubetru: well im not that close to your sister and i didnt realy recognize your sisters s/n because i dont talk to her
RP4Ubetru: im gifted
RP4Ubetru: brb i got to take a tylonol my heads starten to hurt
TwistdAtitude53: yea ur gifted my ass.................
TwistdAtitude53: u probbaly a guy i screwed

*cough*slut*cough*

RP4Ubetru: back
RP4Ubetru: no im for real i live in jackson look at my profile
TwistdAtitude53: ur bs you know that bye e-mail me this i dont have time for this
RP4Ubetru: i thanks u for making me feel like a freak its not like i tell this to peole i didnt even tell my family they just think im smart and i get alot of headaches
TwistdAtitude53: e-mail me this i dont have time for this your such a liar stop startin things and lieing i have real breasts there not fake i dont stuff

I know a 10 step program for helping people in denial.

Step 1: Go kill yourself.

RP4Ubetru: i knowssome of the people your close with make comments playin around with you about that sorry i didnt think youd take it so personal no tlike i can do anyhting i dont live in watertower or werever
TwistdAtitude53: yea ok what r you phycic
RP4Ubetru: im just a lil phychic somthin like that i didnt ask this for this can we stop fighting my head hurts
TwistdAtitude53: yea and who did it too you your mom
TwistdAtitude53: you dad'
TwistdAtitude53: yur grandparent ?

Yes they simply took a ball of psychic ability and placed it into his body
to entertain guests at their parties.

RP4Ubetru: wow thanks alotfor being so dumb you realy boosted my self esteim i think im gonna go kill myself know thanks
TwistdAtitude53: sorry just e-mail me this i dont have time i have to go

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The friend I meet on aol told me all about he, so thats how I was able to phychicly read her, anyway my friends suggested that I send it to your site and I think it would make a good IM in your dumb fawk section.
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And it did. Thanks for sending this one in Rich.