Ever won 5000$? Well this guy did, he won 5000 dollhairs.

Ryan No Like: hi.
EviscerationDoA: hi
Ryan No Like: Can I give you a survey for my site?
EviscerationDoA: sure
Ryan No Like: What is your first name.
EviscerationDoA: dave
Ryan No Like: What state do you live in.
EviscerationDoA: massachusetts
Ryan No Like: What is your Social Security Number.
EviscerationDoA: lol. fuckoff
Ryan No Like: Im just kidding thats a joke, an ice breaker if you will to EASE the tention.
EviscerationDoA: mkay
Ryan No Like: Next question.
Ryan No Like: What is your social security number?
EviscerationDoA: nice try
Ryan No Like: Heh no, do you have a g/f/
EviscerationDoA: no
Ryan No Like: Whens the last time you had a girlfriend.
EviscerationDoA: a lil under a year ago
Ryan No Like: How old are you.
EviscerationDoA: 17
Ryan No Like: Do you like potatoes.
EviscerationDoA: no
Ryan No Like: Why.
EviscerationDoA: because.
Ryan No Like: What if I were to tell you, that you've just won $5000 and your going to be on a new show on FOX to publicize the internet.
EviscerationDoA: i wouldnt believe you
EviscerationDoA: i would make you prove it first
Ryan No Like: There going to display this IM on TV, theres also 10 other winners, that we randomly pick out of chat rooms.
EviscerationDoA: what time?
EviscerationDoA: what day?
Ryan No Like: That hasent been finalized yet, it will be in June though.
Ryan No Like: Were trying to get a spot during the middle of the day.
EviscerationDoA: i'll believe it when i see it. but about theis 5000 dollars. how can i verify that you aren't lieng?
Ryan No Like: You really cant, we'll have you contact you by phone, then we can tell you all the details, that is if your willing to just give us your phone number.
EviscerationDoA: 978-534-5020
Ryan No Like: Is that the actual number, make sure, I wouldent want you to lose all that money.
EviscerationDoA: yes. thats my number
Ryan No Like: What if I told you now that you are about the get the most calls that you have ever recieved in your life.
EviscerationDoA: i would think you are a hacker and would report your s/n to aol. not much they could do with it but o well. after that i would call the phone company after your first call and have my number changed
Ryan No Like: Im on AIM aol cant do anything...
EviscerationDoA: o well then id just change my number
Ryan No Like: BACK TO THE SURVEY.
Ryan No Like: What would you do with a million dollars.
EviscerationDoA: buy a car. a new pc. and retire after putting half of it in a cd at fleet
Ryan No Like: Where do you work. If you do.
EviscerationDoA: i dont
Ryan No Like: Have you ever?
EviscerationDoA: yes
Ryan No Like: If I gave you a million dollars would you buy a million dollar car...
EviscerationDoA: no
Ryan No Like: What if it had wings.
EviscerationDoA: lol. what would i need wings for?
Ryan No Like: Flying.
EviscerationDoA: on a car?
Ryan No Like: What if it was a 6 door car.
Ryan No Like: With a rocket engine.
EviscerationDoA: ... i buy 2 door cars not 6
EviscerationDoA: and they have V8's in them that are loud and go fast
Ryan No Like: Im sure that all changed when there put inside of a car.
EviscerationDoA: what?
Ryan No Like: Ok and the last part I say two things you pick one as fast as you can.
Ryan No Like: Dog or Cat.
EviscerationDoA: dog
Ryan No Like: Chocolate milk or regular milk.
EviscerationDoA: chocolate
Ryan No Like: Photo or picture.
EviscerationDoA: pic
Ryan No Like: sex or donkey
EviscerationDoA: lol
EviscerationDoA: sex
Ryan No Like: sword or gun
EviscerationDoA: sword and gun
Ryan No Like: car or truck
EviscerationDoA: car
Ryan No Like: girl or boy
EviscerationDoA: im a boy
Ryan No Like: boy or boy
EviscerationDoA: ...
EviscerationDoA: girl then
Ryan No Like: Sex with a donkey or sex with a jackrabbit.
EviscerationDoA: u dick ur not with fox
EviscerationDoA: lol
Ryan No Like: Yeah you got me...

Then a few minutes later I get this.

EviscerationDoA: seriously though u wouldnt do anything with my number tho right??
Ryan No Like: Im sorry that informations classified.