Ever get someone to believe you were Jesus, I made the SN BeliveInGodOrDie, and IM'ed this girl I had talked to earlier whos obssesed with god and the bible blah blah blah.
I'm not against anyone who belive in god either. So dont kill me. Losers.

BeliveInGodOrDie: Hi.
MaDaya10: HI
MaDaya10: and u r
BeliveInGodOrDie: Jesus.
MaDaya10: what ever
MaDaya10: seriously who are you
MaDaya10: ???
BeliveInGodOrDie: Jesus.
MaDaya10: ok if your jesus than what is my name
MaDaya10: Uh huh that is what i thought that is why you dont know my name
MaDaya10: ?? speechless
BeliveInGodOrDie: Your name. Kaila.
MaDaya10: 2 be truthful its not
MaDaya10: and who are u and how did you get my sn
BeliveInGodOrDie: Well I need to speak to Kaila. Is she home.
MaDaya10: yeah brb
BeliveInGodOrDie: Thou art running my patience thin.
MaDaya10: what
MaDaya10: this is kaila
BeliveInGodOrDie: Hello my child.
MaDaya10: who are you
BeliveInGodOrDie: Jesus.
MaDaya10: yeah right
MaDaya10: how old am i if your jesus
MaDaya10: ??
MaDaya10: ur not jesus cuz if you were you coulda answer that quick
BeliveInGodOrDie: I do not have time for silly games Kaila.
MaDaya10: it took u that long to say that
MaDaya10: no seriously u think ur jesus how old am i
BeliveInGodOrDie: The only proof you need is proof of my word. Im sorry if thou dost not trust me.
MaDaya10: well 1. if you were god u would tell me and 2. jesus doesnt get impatient
MaDaya10: so ur not god sorry...
BeliveInGodOrDie: Im not God, im Jesus.
MaDaya10: and jesus's sn wouldnt say believe in god or DIE he cant force you so.. haha
MaDaya10: i believe in jesus but i dont think you are him
BeliveInGodOrDie: Oh but he is forcing you, you can't stop worshiping him.
MaDaya10: o no he's not if i wanted to stop i could
BeliveInGodOrDie: Oh you think so. Then stop.
MaDaya10: here i will make it simple anwser this question and i will believe you ok
MaDaya10: what town do i live in?
BeliveInGodOrDie: Its just a small town in Oklahoma. Listen to me I have an important message I must pass on to you my child.
MaDaya10: and if you were jesus than u wouldnt tell me to stop u would encourage me to keep believeing so hahaha
MaDaya10: what is the town called?
MaDaya10: u should know your jesus
BeliveInGodOrDie: I am only telling you to stop so you do belive.
BeliveInGodOrDie: Have I not suffered enough for you?
MaDaya10: yes but if u are jesus what town do i live in
MaDaya10: u r right it is in Oklahoma
MaDaya10: :-)
BeliveInGodOrDie: Then you will stop asking me questions and let me say what I have to say. A stubborn being only runs in circles.

See my quotes are good, they should quote me in the bible, I would also put in *orgasm* Moo moo.

MaDaya10: ok what do u have to say
MaDaya10: im listening
MaDaya10: :-)
MaDaya10: what is it?
MaDaya10: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????
MaDaya10: r u goin to tell me or not
BeliveInGodOrDie: What I must say, you've already asked. Look to the sky and look to the past. See that you've never stoped worshiping me. Your life oh so happy, filled with glee. I know it seems wrong to stop all this now, but you cant if you try, you'll never know how.

Was that rhyme good or what! I rhyme everything now, great stuff.

MaDaya10: thanx but now i have a question
MaDaya10: will u please tell me what town i live in
MaDaya10: 8-)
MaDaya10: r u there
BeliveInGodOrDie: If you solve this riddle, you can prove everyone wrong. You can prove it in dance, you can prove it in song. God will be real, more real than you think. Watch for the sign, watch but dont think.
MaDaya10: how am i suppose to solve that
MaDaya10: ??
MaDaya10: hello r u there
BeliveInGodOrDie: Its quite easy you know, you have to belive in me. Belive not what you know, and not what you see. Do you think im here, that im actually real. If you say yes ill make you a deal.
MaDaya10: yes
BeliveInGodOrDie: Now I must test you tell me the truth, how many live, under your roof.
BeliveInGodOrDie: Is there a Mom Dad and a Sister or Brother, is there a cat dog fish or other?
MaDaya10 signed off at 9:39:49 PM.
MaDaya10 signed on at 9:41:21 PM.
MaDaya10: actually 8 if u want to count my brother's best friend cuz he practically lives at my house
MaDaya10: sorry i got kicked off
MaDaya10: r u still there
MaDaya10: ??
MaDaya10: hellooo
BeliveInGodOrDie: Yes I am here, thinking what to say. To help you solve this riddle, you might die today...
BeliveInGodOrDie: A Journey is bad, a Quest is worse. But this riddle is terrible, it is your first.
MaDaya10 signed off at 9:44:12 PM.
MaDaya10 signed on at 9:46:25 PM.
MaDaya10: SORRY I KEEP GETTIN KICKED OFF
BeliveInGodOrDie: A Journey is bad, a Quest is worse. But this riddle is terrible, it is your first.
MaDaya10: but r u gonna make me a deal
BeliveInGodOrDie: This deal has a price, a price you must pay, you can't pay it tommorow, you have only today.
MaDaya10 signed off at 9:48:07 PM.
MaDaya10 signed on at 9:50:58 PM.
MaDaya10: SORRY
BeliveInGodOrDie: This deal has a price, a price you must pay, you can't pay it tommorow, you have only today.
MaDaya10: what is it
BeliveInGodOrDie: First you must tell me a personal secret. Something few only know and you keep hid.
MaDaya10 signed off at 9:53:07 PM.
MaDaya10 signed on at 9:54:22 PM.
MaDaya10: ok what is it
BeliveInGodOrDie: First you must tell me a personal secret. Something few only know and you keep hid.
MaDaya10: but remember ur god u know everything so u should know my personal secret
BeliveInGodOrDie: I am not god, this is to test your faith. Do you want me to leave, or open the gate.
MaDaya10: but you are jesus and he know everything to
BeliveInGodOrDie: If your faith is this week, I will leave right now. You should ask your self why, and ask yourself how.
MaDaya10: ??
BeliveInGodOrDie: This is a test of faith, its dieing in you fast, prove yourself now and dont forget your past. You must tell me an embarrasing thought, one that cant be sold or bought.
MaDaya10: what do u mean
MaDaya10: so i tell u something embarassing
MaDaya10: ??
BeliveInGodOrDie: An embarrasing secret, this I need to know, to test your faith and make sure you can go. Go to heaven is what I mean, because if you prove your faith, ill appear in your dream.
MaDaya10: well i was in school last year and i was on my lunch break and i saw this really hot guy and...
MaDaya10 signed off at 10:04:33 PM.
MaDaya10 signed on at 10:04:45 PM.
MaDaya10: OK
MaDaya10: SORRY AGAIN
MaDaya10: ok will u e-mail me i have to get off but please tell me what u mean in a e-mail or hurry and tell me now
BeliveInGodOrDie: Well you were in school last year and you were on your lunch break and you saw this really hot guy and...
MaDaya10: yeah did u not get the rest
BeliveInGodOrDie: Sorry my child to day is the day, so you can not go, you have to stay.
BeliveInGodOrDie: No I did not.
MaDaya10: ok hurry though
MaDaya10: i saw this hot guy and i had stuff in my teeth
MaDaya10: and my best friends new but didnt tell me and they all were laughing at me and i felt like the biggest loser
MaDaya10: ok can u hurry sorry my parents r telling me i have to get off but i asked for a little longer
MaDaya10: but there not buying it
BeliveInGodOrDie: Something worse than that, something really bad. Something that riped you a part and made you sad. Something you wouldnt tell any one, anyone but me, this has to be bad I hope you see.
MaDaya10: but that is the worst im sorry
MaDaya10: they made fun of me the whole year and to this day the guy still laghs at me and so does my friends
MaDaya10: i only have a few more minutes so please tell me what i have to do
MaDaya10: ??
BeliveInGodOrDie: That made you feel bad and it really hurt, but its not the most embarrasing. Its not the worst.
MaDaya10: yes it is
MaDaya10: o and a couple of nights ago me and my bestest friend got in a fight
MaDaya10: that is it i promise
MaDaya10: please hurry
BeliveInGodOrDie: Tell me something else, because you must be completely true, would you want god to lie to you?
MaDaya10: no,
MaDaya10: ok this isnt embarrasing but it hurt
BeliveInGodOrDie: Tell me a story an embarrasing one, and then I promise we will be done.
MaDaya10: well yeah it is cuz peeps think i am bad to
MaDaya10: Ok
MaDaya10: i dont have any
MaDaya10: the only one is that my parents went to prison and that is it
MaDaya10: please let me get on 2 morrow cuz i am fixing to get in trouble and cant get on anymore
MaDaya10: so please let me get on 2 morrow
MaDaya10: O:-)
MaDaya10: :-)
BeliveInGodOrDie: No, theres something embarrasing personal to you. Maybe its sexual, now what do you do.
MaDaya10: sorry i've never had anything done to me sexually
MaDaya10: please i have to get off my parents are yelling at me
MaDaya10: if u were the real jesus u would let me have 1 more day and let me go
BeliveInGodOrDie: One more thing you must tell me and tell true, tell me how much you belive this is Jesus. Tell me you do.
MaDaya10: i do
MaDaya10: on a scale 1 to 10
MaDaya10: i would pick 10
MaDaya10: can u get on 2 morrow at 1:30
BeliveInGodOrDie: I will not apear in your dreams, but you get one more day, I hope you dont fail to say what you have to say.
MaDaya10: wait how about 12:00 on the dot
MaDaya10: ok thankyou
MaDaya10: bye see you at 12:00
MaDaya10: or my bad talk to you at 12:00
MaDaya10: O:-)
BeliveInGodOrDie: Good night my child.
MaDaya10: night
MaDaya10 signed off at 10:19:04 PM.

I only have one thing to say, but its 100 letters long. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA