Ok heres the story for this one, I was talking to some lady Mary, who seemed
cool, shes 24
or something, but her husband who is 30 is just a weeeee bit crazy. He
sent her to a mental
hospital first of all, and then comes on mad at me or something, I think it
was just
his pacemaker acting up causing him to get angry. Anyway, have fun reading this
one.
Mary7771212
: how
old are you?
Why do all old
people ask this, they act like because there
older there smarter, I clearly will prove that not to be true.
Ryan No Like
: 17
Mary7771212
: and
what is it that you do?
Ryan No Like
: I
run a fabtastic web site :-D
Ryan No Like
: http://www.cafepress.com/cp/store/store.aspx?storeid=wh
atthefawk
Ryan No Like
: Buy
something and support me.
Ryan No Like
: ;-)
Mary7771212
: and
you sell, what?
Ryan No Like
: Look
for yourself. Its just a few things to promote my site, shirts, sweaters, clocks,
etc, with the logo.
Ryan No Like
: www.whatthefawk.com
is my actual site.
Mary7771212
: and
all that is what you want us to download the flash 5 for?
Ryan No Like
: No
I want you to download flash 6, or MX to watch my flash videos.
Ryan No Like
: You
need it to watch any flash videos on the web.
Ryan No Like
: Its
a small file, doesnt show up anywhere and you get it at www.macromedia.com
the good thing is with this you dont have to download my videos onto your computer
you can watch them from my web site.
Mary7771212
: and
since you are the only one that is pressuring me to watch the videos...
Ryan No Like
: Do
you know how big flash is?
Ryan No Like
: its
on practically every good web site now a days.
Ryan No Like
: Language
of the future sort of thing, its not like its a bad thing to have.
Mary7771212
: do
you smoke?
Ryan No Like
: lol
smokings gross
Mary7771212
: drink?
Ryan No Like
: nah,
I did but it wasnt that great, i dont see how people become drunks.
Now hes looking
for a fault but im just too perfect... I mean im not faulty enough to not be..
fault..
Ok you know what. Just keep reading...
Mary7771212
: ok...
so let me get this straight.....
Mary7771212
: you
consider yourself smart, right?
I don't understand...
Does he want me to say "NO I consider myself a complete idiot..."
Ryan No Like
: I
dunno, do you consider me smart?
Mary7771212
: cute.....
can you answer these tough questions on your own, or are you going to need me
to coach you through it all?
Ryan No Like
: I
might need a big strong ma.. Oh wait your a short little guy whos quizing me
for his own personal pleasure.
Ryan No Like
: ;-)
Ryan No Like
: Im
not going to waste my time talking to you, if all your going to do is insult
me, grow up.
Mary7771212
: Oh...
ouch.... gee willicers, wally that hurts
Gee Willicers
Wally... Anyone else understand that?
Ryan No Like
: I
know it does! :-D
Ryan No Like
: Your
thirty and picking a fight with a 17 year old, someone has a little to much
time on his hands.
Mary7771212
: I
never got around to insulting anyone..... but if you can't see that... and can't
trust enough to answer questions... why should I trust your videos?
Ryan No Like
: Because
its a video. Whats it gonna do jump through the computer and hurt you.
Ryan No Like
: Number
1 flash videos are made in swf format, in otherwords there cant be any viruses
in them.
Mary7771212
: alright.....
it's a video.....
Ryan No Like
: Number
2 I make my videos to make people laugh, period, dont like laughing i can see
why your upset.
Mary7771212
: and
the importance of seeing it is so life essential for what reason?
Ryan No Like
: I
make my videos to make people laugh, do you think going through life not having
fun is a good thing?
Ryan No Like
: So
technically, yes my site is essential to life ;-)
Everyone should see it.
Uh oh time for
some Pop Up Video Style
Fact: People who watch my videos live 5.623 seconds longer than normal humans...
Mary7771212
: lol
Mary7771212
: I'm
sorry.... I didn't realize that without you I would not understand humor
Fact: This guy does not understand humor...
Ryan No Like
: Well
youve got alot to learn and see then.
Mary7771212
: thank
you for showing me the light.... I'll be sure to download your personallity
asap
Fact: You CAN
download Ryans personality at www.StudMuffin.com/Ryan or www.download.com
Ryan No Like
: Your
not downloading my personality, your downloading flash player MX not 5 by the
way, get with the times, to watch my flash videos.
Mary7771212
: oh...
by the way.... NOTHING is virus proff
He's right
guys nothing now adays is virus proff, now if i could just figure out what the
word proff means...
Mary7771212
: you
are the only one that cares AT ALL if I have the file.... or watch the videos....
and I'm really curious why it's so vitally important to you
Ryan No Like
: Yes
an swf file is virus proof, your brain isnt though it has obviously been infected
with the "Look at me im a short chubby bald 30 year old who doesnt have a life
virus"
Ryan No Like
: First
of all flash videos are all over the web, you obviously dont get online much.
Mary7771212
: gee
beav, that was harsh
Mary7771212
: I
simply don't go to the same sites as you
I looked up proff
on www.dictionary.com heres what I got.
Ryan No Like
: Oh
it was, im sorry, just dont get your panties in a bunch.
Ryan No Like
: Oh
I see so going to my site, is obviously a sin. You will die if you do it.
Mary7771212
: do
you ever have a clue?
Ryan No Like
: You
dont know anything about me, yet you think im trying to put a virus into your
computer.
Mary7771212
: must
everyone do things YOUR way?
Ryan No Like
: Must
everyone do everything YOUR way.
Mary7771212
: I
never said you were trying to give me a virus... you brought that up
Mary7771212
: I
don't care who does what what way
Ryan No Like
: But
you pointed it out ;-)
Ryan No Like
: Yes
you do.
Mary7771212
: but,
yes, I must do things MY way
Ryan No Like
: So
everyone else has to also?
Ryan No Like
: Like
your wife?
Mary7771212
: no,
gomer... you brought it up
I looked up gomer
too.
gomer complete; vanishing.
Hmm.. Makes since...
Mary7771212
: when
did I say what my wife had to do?
Ryan No Like
: Yes
I brought it up i didnt disagree but you pointed it out. Thanks ;-)
Ryan No Like
: You
wont let her download Flash player MX.
Mary7771212
: it's
not her computer
Ryan No Like
: Plain
and simple, you said you dont care who does what what way right?
Ryan No Like
: Who
cares whos computer it is.
Mary7771212
: let
me think about that one
Mary7771212
: I
guess I do
Ryan No Like
: Ok
then you care what other people do.
Mary7771212
: but
I can see how you couldn't figure that one out
Mary7771212
: if
it affects me.... yes
Ryan No Like
: I
can see how youve never been to a web site with flash.
Mary7771212
: that
is human
Mary7771212
: I've
been to web sites with flash
Whaaat a
liiaaarrrr.
Ryan No Like
: Oh
so if taxes were raised 1000 dollars.
Ryan No Like
: You
wouldnt care.
Ryan No Like
: It
affects you, but, someone else is going it.
Ryan No Like
: doing
it*
Ryan No Like
: ;-)
Mary7771212
: um,
gee adolf.... don't you think that would affect me?
Ryan No Like
: Yes
it would lol.
Ryan No Like
: Wow
you just looked really dumb right there.
Mary7771212
: didn't
I just say I do care what others do if it affects me?
Ryan No Like
: Not
to be rude or anything, but thanks for proving yourself wrong.
Ryan No Like
: Yes
but you wont let your wife download something. :-D
Mary7771212
: uh...
yeah... what ever you say
Ryan No Like
: Yep.
Ryan No Like
: Thanks
idiot, now youll be on my web site too.
Ryan No Like
: Maybe
you should have taken a look at it before talking to me.
Mary7771212
: if
you didn't need to ride the short bus you would have understood that
Short bus joke...
Somebody kill this man.
Mary7771212
: and
maybe you should understand slander laws
Ryan No Like
: Ooohhh
big insult coming from a short bald 30 year old.
Ryan No Like
: Go
away moron.
Mary7771212
: you
still haven't answered the question
Ryan No Like
: Put
your wife in a mental institution for a few more days, take out some of that
anger lol.
Ryan No Like
: Do
I care about your question?
Ryan No Like
: Go
away. :-)
Ryan No Like
: Ooo
warning me your a big man now lol.
Mary7771212
: does
baby need a hug?
Yes.
Ryan No Like
: Do
you. You just warned me on aim lol.
Ryan No Like
: You
do know it doesnt do anything right.
Mary7771212
: yes....
I know that
Ryan No Like
: Then
why did you do it haha.
Ryan No Like
: Takin
out your anger?
Mary7771212
: why
did you ask me to download flash?
Ryan No Like
: Because
telling you to download flash is not a stupid thing.
Mary7771212
: I
had a button.... it looked cute... I thought I would push it
Ryan No Like
: Unless
of course.. you think 5 million people are wrong.
Mary7771212
: after
telling you that I'm not interesting in seeing your videos... why do you push
so hard
Ryan No Like
: Yeah
it looked cute, your a real bright one there.
Ryan No Like
: Because
i could care less what YOU think.
Ryan No Like
: I
told you to go away already.
Ryan No Like
: Do
I want YOU to see my videos. No.
Mary7771212
: and
I don't care what you told me
Ryan No Like
: So
why do you want to know my answer?
Mary7771212
: you
already said that it is essential for everyone to see your videos
Ryan No Like
: Why
am I even talking to your old bald dumb ass, and why after i said go away, did
you not go away.
This is where
he turns gay... Yes you heard me right.
Mary7771212
: because
I just love you soooooo much
Mary7771212
: your
so warm and cuddly
Ryan No Like
: So
now your gay too.. Hmm..
Ryan No Like
: Like
I said, go away. :-)
Mary7771212
: come
on over here big guy.... find out
Ryan No Like
: www.whatthefawk.com/dumbfawks.html
Ryan No Like
: bleh
Mary7771212
: I
bet you've got some cute buttons I could play with
Ryan No Like
: www.whatthefawk.com/dumbfawks.htm
Ryan No Like
: Your
gonna be there :-)
Mary7771212
: you
said that one already
Ryan No Like
: If
you look youll see that there different.
Ryan No Like
: See
how one doesnt have an "l" at the end.
Mary7771212
: that's
about as meaningfull as warning someone on AIM
Ryan No Like
: Your
so quick that it hurts.
Ryan No Like
: No
see, warning me on aim satisfys YOU.
Ryan No Like
: This
will satisfy thousands.
Ryan No Like
: Thanks
for your time.
Ryan No Like
: bye.
*sigh* How sad.