Ok heres the story for this one, I was talking to some lady Mary, who seemed cool, shes 24
or something, but her husband who is 30 is just a weeeee bit crazy. He sent her to a mental
hospital first of all, and then comes on mad at me or something, I think it was just
his pacemaker acting up causing him to get angry. Anyway, have fun reading this one.

 

Mary7771212 : how old are you?

Why do all old people ask this, they act like because there
older there smarter, I clearly will prove that not to be true.


Ryan No Like : 17
Mary7771212 : and what is it that you do?
Ryan No Like : I run a fabtastic web site :-D
Ryan No Like : http://www.cafepress.com/cp/store/store.aspx?storeid=wh atthefawk
Ryan No Like : Buy something and support me.
Ryan No Like : ;-)
Mary7771212 : and you sell, what?
Ryan No Like : Look for yourself. Its just a few things to promote my site, shirts, sweaters, clocks, etc, with the logo.
Ryan No Like : www.whatthefawk.com is my actual site.
Mary7771212 : and all that is what you want us to download the flash 5 for?
Ryan No Like : No I want you to download flash 6, or MX to watch my flash videos.
Ryan No Like : You need it to watch any flash videos on the web.
Ryan No Like : Its a small file, doesnt show up anywhere and you get it at www.macromedia.com the good thing is with this you dont have to download my videos onto your computer you can watch them from my web site.
Mary7771212 : and since you are the only one that is pressuring me to watch the videos...
Ryan No Like : Do you know how big flash is?
Ryan No Like : its on practically every good web site now a days.
Ryan No Like : Language of the future sort of thing, its not like its a bad thing to have.
Mary7771212 : do you smoke?
Ryan No Like : lol smokings gross
Mary7771212 : drink?
Ryan No Like : nah, I did but it wasnt that great, i dont see how people become drunks.

Now hes looking for a fault but im just too perfect... I mean im not faulty enough to not be.. fault..
Ok you know what. Just keep reading...


Mary7771212 : ok... so let me get this straight.....
Mary7771212 : you consider yourself smart, right?

I don't understand... Does he want me to say "NO I consider myself a complete idiot..."

Ryan No Like : I dunno, do you consider me smart?
Mary7771212 : cute..... can you answer these tough questions on your own, or are you going to need me to coach you through it all?
Ryan No Like : I might need a big strong ma.. Oh wait your a short little guy whos quizing me for his own personal pleasure.
Ryan No Like : ;-)
Ryan No Like : Im not going to waste my time talking to you, if all your going to do is insult me, grow up.
Mary7771212 : Oh... ouch.... gee willicers, wally that hurts

Gee Willicers Wally... Anyone else understand that?

Ryan No Like : I know it does! :-D
Ryan No Like : Your thirty and picking a fight with a 17 year old, someone has a little to much time on his hands.
Mary7771212 : I never got around to insulting anyone..... but if you can't see that... and can't trust enough to answer questions... why should I trust your videos?
Ryan No Like : Because its a video. Whats it gonna do jump through the computer and hurt you.
Ryan No Like : Number 1 flash videos are made in swf format, in otherwords there cant be any viruses in them.

Mary7771212 : alright..... it's a video.....
Ryan No Like : Number 2 I make my videos to make people laugh, period, dont like laughing i can see why your upset.
Mary7771212 : and the importance of seeing it is so life essential for what reason?
Ryan No Like : I make my videos to make people laugh, do you think going through life not having fun is a good thing?
Ryan No Like : So technically, yes my site is essential to life ;-) Everyone should see it.

Uh oh time for some Pop Up Video Style

Fact: People who watch my videos live 5.623 seconds longer than normal humans...


Mary7771212 : lol
Mary7771212 : I'm sorry.... I didn't realize that without you I would not understand humor

Fact: This guy does not understand humor...

Ryan No Like : Well youve got alot to learn and see then.
Mary7771212 : thank you for showing me the light.... I'll be sure to download your personallity asap

Fact: You CAN download Ryans personality at www.StudMuffin.com/Ryan or www.download.com

Ryan No Like : Your not downloading my personality, your downloading flash player MX not 5 by the way, get with the times, to watch my flash videos.
Mary7771212 : oh... by the way.... NOTHING is virus proff

He's right guys nothing now adays is virus proff, now if i could just figure out what the word proff means...

Mary7771212 : you are the only one that cares AT ALL if I have the file.... or watch the videos.... and I'm really curious why it's so vitally important to you
Ryan No Like : Yes an swf file is virus proof, your brain isnt though it has obviously been infected with the "Look at me im a short chubby bald 30 year old who doesnt have a life virus"
Ryan No Like : First of all flash videos are all over the web, you obviously dont get online much.
Mary7771212 : gee beav, that was harsh
Mary7771212 : I simply don't go to the same sites as you

I looked up proff on www.dictionary.com heres what I got.


Ryan No Like : Oh it was, im sorry, just dont get your panties in a bunch.
Ryan No Like : Oh I see so going to my site, is obviously a sin. You will die if you do it.
Mary7771212 : do you ever have a clue?
Ryan No Like : You dont know anything about me, yet you think im trying to put a virus into your computer.
Mary7771212 : must everyone do things YOUR way?
Ryan No Like : Must everyone do everything YOUR way.
Mary7771212 : I never said you were trying to give me a virus... you brought that up
Mary7771212 : I don't care who does what what way
Ryan No Like : But you pointed it out ;-)
Ryan No Like : Yes you do.
Mary7771212 : but, yes, I must do things MY way
Ryan No Like : So everyone else has to also?
Ryan No Like : Like your wife?
Mary7771212 : no, gomer... you brought it up

I looked up gomer too.

gomer
complete; vanishing.

Hmm.. Makes since...

Mary7771212 : when did I say what my wife had to do?
Ryan No Like : Yes I brought it up i didnt disagree but you pointed it out. Thanks ;-)
Ryan No Like : You wont let her download Flash player MX.
Mary7771212 : it's not her computer
Ryan No Like : Plain and simple, you said you dont care who does what what way right?
Ryan No Like : Who cares whos computer it is.
Mary7771212 : let me think about that one
Mary7771212 : I guess I do
Ryan No Like : Ok then you care what other people do.
Mary7771212 : but I can see how you couldn't figure that one out
Mary7771212 : if it affects me.... yes
Ryan No Like : I can see how youve never been to a web site with flash.
Mary7771212 : that is human
Mary7771212 : I've been to web sites with flash

Whaaat a liiaaarrrr.

Ryan No Like : Oh so if taxes were raised 1000 dollars.
Ryan No Like : You wouldnt care.
Ryan No Like : It affects you, but, someone else is going it.
Ryan No Like : doing it*
Ryan No Like : ;-)
Mary7771212 : um, gee adolf.... don't you think that would affect me?
Ryan No Like : Yes it would lol.
Ryan No Like : Wow you just looked really dumb right there.
Mary7771212 : didn't I just say I do care what others do if it affects me?
Ryan No Like : Not to be rude or anything, but thanks for proving yourself wrong.
Ryan No Like : Yes but you wont let your wife download something. :-D
Mary7771212 : uh... yeah... what ever you say
Ryan No Like : Yep.
Ryan No Like : Thanks idiot, now youll be on my web site too.
Ryan No Like : Maybe you should have taken a look at it before talking to me.
Mary7771212 : if you didn't need to ride the short bus you would have understood that

Short bus joke... Somebody kill this man.

Mary7771212 : and maybe you should understand slander laws
Ryan No Like : Ooohhh big insult coming from a short bald 30 year old.
Ryan No Like : Go away moron.
Mary7771212 : you still haven't answered the question
Ryan No Like : Put your wife in a mental institution for a few more days, take out some of that anger lol.
Ryan No Like : Do I care about your question?
Ryan No Like : Go away. :-)
Ryan No Like : Ooo warning me your a big man now lol.
Mary7771212 : does baby need a hug?

Yes.

Ryan No Like : Do you. You just warned me on aim lol.
Ryan No Like : You do know it doesnt do anything right.
Mary7771212 : yes.... I know that
Ryan No Like : Then why did you do it haha.
Ryan No Like : Takin out your anger?
Mary7771212 : why did you ask me to download flash?
Ryan No Like : Because telling you to download flash is not a stupid thing.
Mary7771212 : I had a button.... it looked cute... I thought I would push it
Ryan No Like : Unless of course.. you think 5 million people are wrong.
Mary7771212 : after telling you that I'm not interesting in seeing your videos... why do you push so hard
Ryan No Like : Yeah it looked cute, your a real bright one there.
Ryan No Like : Because i could care less what YOU think.
Ryan No Like : I told you to go away already.
Ryan No Like : Do I want YOU to see my videos. No.
Mary7771212 : and I don't care what you told me
Ryan No Like : So why do you want to know my answer?
Mary7771212 : you already said that it is essential for everyone to see your videos
Ryan No Like : Why am I even talking to your old bald dumb ass, and why after i said go away, did you not go away.

This is where he turns gay... Yes you heard me right.

Mary7771212 : because I just love you soooooo much
Mary7771212 : your so warm and cuddly
Ryan No Like : So now your gay too.. Hmm..
Ryan No Like : Like I said, go away. :-)
Mary7771212 : come on over here big guy.... find out
Ryan No Like : www.whatthefawk.com/dumbfawks.html
Ryan No Like : bleh
Mary7771212 : I bet you've got some cute buttons I could play with
Ryan No Like : www.whatthefawk.com/dumbfawks.htm
Ryan No Like : Your gonna be there :-)
Mary7771212 : you said that one already
Ryan No Like : If you look youll see that there different.
Ryan No Like : See how one doesnt have an "l" at the end.
Mary7771212 : that's about as meaningfull as warning someone on AIM
Ryan No Like : Your so quick that it hurts.
Ryan No Like : No see, warning me on aim satisfys YOU.
Ryan No Like : This will satisfy thousands.
Ryan No Like : Thanks for your time.
Ryan No Like : bye.


*sigh* How sad.