This kid is one of sexypenguins friends, as I suspected he is also an dumb fawk.

DistortedxDreamz (10:03:08 AM): hello
Secret Court Esy (10:03:18 AM): hi
Secret Court Esy (10:03:20 AM): who's this?
DistortedxDreamz (10:03:29 AM): Chelsea
Secret Court Esy (10:03:47 AM): who's chelsea?
DistortedxDreamz (10:04:06 AM): Ryan's friend, the guy you were just talking to..
Secret Court Esy (10:04:18 AM): ohhh
Secret Court Esy (10:04:19 AM): lol
Secret Court Esy (10:04:21 AM): hey
DistortedxDreamz (10:04:27 AM): yeah
DistortedxDreamz (10:04:31 AM): do you have a pic?
DistortedxDreamz (10:04:45 AM): since you've seen me already, it's only fair

Chelseas so seductive and tricky isn't she?

Secret Court Esy (10:05:00 AM): lol sure
Secret Court Esy wants to directly connect (10:05:02 AM).
Secret Court Esy is now directly connected (10:05:09 AM).
Secret Court Esy (10:06:00 AM):
Secret Court Esy (10:06:05 AM): i just took that about an hour ago

This kid is the opposite of seductive.

DistortedxDreamz (10:08:03 AM): thanks
Secret Court Esy (10:08:24 AM): yeah, im an ugly kid.
DistortedxDreamz (10:09:12 AM): no...
DistortedxDreamz (10:09:16 AM): you're not
Secret Court Esy (10:09:41 AM): haha yea i am
DistortedxDreamz (10:09:48 AM): okay
Secret Court Esy (10:10:06 AM): but you arent.
Secret Court Esy (10:10:06 AM): lol
DistortedxDreamz (10:10:58 AM): well, I'm just thankful I don't have pink hair
Secret Court Esy (10:11:23 AM): hey, shut up!
Secret Court Esy (10:11:27 AM): i like my hair!
Secret Court Esy (10:11:28 AM): :-(
DistortedxDreamz (10:11:45 AM): :-Xsorry
Secret Court Esy (10:12:01 AM): you're mean.
DistortedxDreamz (10:14:22 AM): okay
Secret Court Esy (10:15:34 AM): heh
DistortedxDreamz (10:19:33 AM): I'm sorry but pink is gHey with a capital H
Secret Court Esy (10:19:53 AM): lol
Secret Court Esy (10:19:59 AM): well, i liked it better blonde

Oh lord... BETTER blonde?... *walks away*

Secret Court Esy (10:20:03 AM): and im stripping the pink out before monday
Secret Court Esy (10:20:07 AM): cause i have a job intervierw
DistortedxDreamz (10:20:42 AM): okay I don't really want to hear your whole life story now
DistortedxDreamz (10:21:02 AM): if you liked it better blonde then why did you die it pink?
Secret Court Esy (10:21:09 AM): to be different
DistortedxDreamz (10:21:48 AM): *applauds* wow...that is so cool

*also applauds*

Secret Court Esy (10:22:10 AM): :/
DistortedxDreamz (10:23:09 AM): there's other ways to be different, dying your hair pink is just an example of someone who wants to be like everyone else
Secret Court Esy (10:23:38 AM): im the only person in my school with pink hair
Secret Court Esy (10:23:43 AM): infact, im the only person out of all the people i know with pink hair

Sources say he only knows three people.

Secret Court Esy (10:23:55 AM): my friend sarah used to have pink hair but that was a couple months ago
DistortedxDreamz (10:24:37 AM): I'm sure they all wanted to be different just like you but ended up looking like a poser
Secret Court Esy (10:24:54 AM): im not a fucking poser
Secret Court Esy (10:25:24 AM): do you have something against people who dye their hair colors and wear weird lcoths and listen to loud music?
DistortedxDreamz (10:25:47 AM): no, I have a thing against people who do those things to be like other people
DistortedxDreamz (10:26:06 AM): just be yourself, dude
Secret Court Esy (10:26:19 AM): i dyed my hair pink because i happen to like the color pink so i thought it would be cool to dye my hair that color

"I happen to like the color pink." *cough*gay*cough*

Secret Court Esy (10:26:27 AM): i didnt do it for any other reason than because i wanted to
DistortedxDreamz (10:26:28 AM): lol
DistortedxDreamz (10:27:40 AM): you just proved my point, you said you thought it would be cool
Secret Court Esy (10:28:04 AM): i dont want to be "cool"
Secret Court Esy (10:28:07 AM): or trendy or whatever
Secret Court Esy (10:28:10 AM): i hate trendiness
DistortedxDreamz (10:29:12 AM): it's not like your the first person ever to die your hair pink, come on, you can think of something better than that
DistortedxDreamz (10:29:35 AM): and it looks gay, to tell you the truth
Secret Court Esy (10:29:40 AM): i like to dye my hair
Secret Court Esy (10:29:49 AM): its one of the ways i can express myself
Secret Court Esy (10:29:52 AM): thats not permanent.
DistortedxDreamz (10:30:21 AM): lol, great way to "express yourself"
DistortedxDreamz (10:30:35 AM): the only way you express yourself is looking like an idiot

LOL

Secret Court Esy (10:30:54 AM): some people actually like my hair
DistortedxDreamz (10:30:58 AM): pretty soon you will be on Ryan's website along with that Victoria girl
DistortedxDreamz (10:31:07 AM): congradulations
DistortedxDreamz (10:31:19 AM): you are offically a dumb fawk
Secret Court Esy (10:31:22 AM): fine
Secret Court Esy (10:31:31 AM): he or you can make fun of me all you want
DistortedxDreamz (10:31:38 AM): prepare to have a huge dick shoved in your mouth
DistortedxDreamz (10:31:40 AM): hahaha
Secret Court Esy (10:31:41 AM): oh and im christian too!
Secret Court Esy (10:31:45 AM): so you can go ahead and add that on there
DistortedxDreamz (10:31:56 AM): yeah, it would fit you perfectly
DistortedxDreamz (10:32:07 AM): cuz you are gay
Secret Court Esy (10:32:18 AM): im not gay

Instead of shoving a dick in his mouth i just made this video below. (I was bored)