US FBI 4252: Hello.
woplaya16: hello
US FBI 4252: What is your name.
US FBI 4252: Sir? What is your name.
woplaya16: david
woplaya16: why
US FBI 4252: We've gotten information from an outside source that says there is illegal pornography on your computer. How old are you David?
woplaya16: i'm 14, i dont have any pornography sir
US FBI 4252: Well our records show that there is, would you be willing to do a quick check for us, it only takes a moment, and it will remove and pornography from your computer.
woplaya16: well, i'm not sure who you are, and you might be able to put some virus on my computer
woplaya16: so i'm not sure what to do
US FBI 4252: No I don't have to send you any files to do this.
woplaya16: can i ask you some questions first
US FBI 4252: Yes.
woplaya16: how did you get my screenname
US FBI 4252: We have it on file.
woplaya16: where
US FBI 4252: In the FBI mainframe sir. It is there because you might have accidently accesed this pornography.
US FBI 4252: Which is ok, we just have to have you remove it from your computer. I will lead you through it step by step.
woplaya16: so i have to do it
US FBI 4252: Pretty much, yes, or we'd have to take legal action. Are you ready, it wont take more than a minute, you dont have to download anything.
woplaya16: ok
US FBI 4252: First go to this web site, it will lead you through it step by step. It only takes a minute. FBI Files: Removal Task
woplaya16: very funny
US FBI 4252: lolololol